I Can Explain Dad!

The Son: Dad, I know your mad but I can explain...

The Dad: Ok...go ahead

The Son: Uh...well the reason I wasn't in school today was that I missed the bus because that bus driver has it in for me!

The Dad: Really?

The Son: Yeah dad....he saw me coming and he just pulled away!

The Dad: You mean Larry? The man that has been driving you to school for years and that I know personally...that Larry?

The Son: Uh....yeah...

The Dad: So why didn't you call me to take you to school?

The Son: Uh....well I knew you were working and I didn't want to make you miss work...yeah that's why!

The Dad: So you just decided to take the whole day off huh?

The Son: Yes....but it's not a big deal dad...I didn't miss anything!

The Dad: So whats that in the bag?

The Son: Oh this...it's just a shirt I bought today.

The Dad: Where?

The Son: At the mall....

The Dad: So somehow you got yourself all the way to the mall but couldn't manage to get to school huh?

The Son: Yes....

The Dad: Ok son...I'm gonna go to my room and get my belt...your gonna take your clothes off and lay across your bed and when I get back I gonna give you an ass whuppin your not gonna forget....and tomorrow when your on the school bus your gonna have to explain to the driver why your standing up!