Happy New Year everybody.... but I'm afraid this year is gonna start of with alot of sore behinds like it does every year! You know the routine.....since it's New Years eve, your dads tell you that you can stay out until one o'clock tonight but tells you not to drink or your butt will be paying the price so of course you do exactly the opposite. You don't get home until 3 am stinking of beer or champagne!
Some dads will deal with these intoxicated boys as soon as they walk in the door and some will wait until the morning when they know they really feel like shit before they whup some sense into those butts!
This post if for all those boys who are laying ass up in their beds hung over, waiting for dad to come into their room to give them a good butt whuppin! They all will feel the wrath of his belt, strap or hairbrush on the first day of 2012! Good luck!
The back of a hair brush
ReplyDeleteon my big bare azz.
owowowowowowowowowowowow
He took his time
for my stupid crime.
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Love the poem! Perfect for this!
ReplyDelete