Showing posts with label Bet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bet. Show all posts

Friday, March 20, 2009

Be Careful Not To Bet Your Ass!

Time for the College bracket bets! Ok....If your teams win I'll give you this nice new hundred dollar bill! But if you loose you get One hundred with the strap! So....whats it gonna be?

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Superbowl Bet!


Yeah!
Nooooo!
Yeah!
Nooooo!
Hell Yeah!
Shit!
Hell Yeah!!!
Aw shut up yo!
Ha, Ha, Ha.......Your ass is mine dawg!
Fuckin Cardinals!
Aiight man...time to pay up?
What? You weren't serious!
Don't even act like you don't know.
Shit....aiight man.
Let's go upstairs.
Let's just get this over with!
Get them clothes off yo!
What?
That was the bet man...20 with the belt on the bareass!
Shit...ok yo...Damn.
I'll give you a choice...20 with the belt or 40 with the brush?

The Brush? Hell no my dad used that on me before and that shit hurts yo! I'll take the belt.
Aiight then....strip!
Fuckin Cardinals!
Aiight bend over there and get ready yo!
Not to hard man!
Yeah right! Whap!
Ahhh....shit man!
Whap, Whap, Whap!
Fuuuck...c'mon man!
Whap, Whap!
Damn ...shit!
Move those hands man!
Come on dawg....please!
Whap, Whap, Whap!
How many is that yo!
That's only nine!
Whap, Whap, Whap!
That was a stupid bet yo!
Whap, Whap, Whap!
Ahhhh!
Whap, Thwack, Whap, Whap!
And one to grow on..WHAP!
Yeooowww...aaaahhhh! Asshole!
Aw c'mon man...it wasn't that bad!
Damn man.....my ass is burning!

That was nothin compared to what your dad does to your ass!
True dat!
Aiight yo...lay down, I got some lotion for it!
That's the least you can do yo....Fuckin Cardinals!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

You Bet Your Azz!

Alright man.....that's enough of a warm up....now the real spanking begins!
Hell no....that's enough already...my ass is hurting yo!
Hey...you lost the bet.....so take it! Now let's get that underwear off and get you over my lap!
You just wait till you lose a bet...I'm gonna light your behind up good!
Well until you do it's your butt that's gonna be lit up!