A Christmas Switchin!

Come on dad....It's Christmas and it's snowing outside.....don't make me go get a switch! Damn....maybe I shouldn't of gotten so mad about not getting the present I wanted! Now the whole family is gonna get to watch me get my bare butt welted!

The New Bike!

Have you ever gotten a great gift for Christmas like a brand new bike and you were dying to take it out and ride it but your parents said you couldn't take it outside because of the weather? You wanted to go out so bad but they just wouldn't budge! Let's just say you whine just a little to much about going out and you end up with a sore red behind as another gift from your dad! You wonder as your bent over your new bike rubbing the sting out of your behind......where did he get that razor strap from so fast?

Merry Christmas 2009

After Santa Clause delivers toys to all the good boys in the world he goes back and pays a visit to all the naughty boys! (And you all know who you are!) Instead of bringing those naughty boys a brand new toy he brings a brand new razor strap instead! He doesn't use the new strap on you but instead he hangs it up over the fireplace where your Christmas stocking should be. Your dad will know what to do with it when he sees it! Santa has a special Christmas strap for you....it is adorned with Jingle Bells so every lick of the strap sounds like Christmas! He bends you over the chair and straps your naughty butt good! When he is finished blistering your behind with the musical strap he tells you not to be naughty or he will be back to see you again next year!

You watch him disappear up the chimney as you wipe away your tears and rub your sore behind swearing to be good this year! The next time you hear the song "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town" you start to sweat cause you know he will be bringing his Jingle Strap with him so better be good!
Thanks to all of the loyal followers to this blog! I hope you all have a Happy and Merry Christmas, Hanukkah & Kwanzaa!

A Christmas Eve Whuppin

Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring.....
Except for that bad boy of mine
sneakin' round the house.


He was looking for presents on the closet shelf
I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself,
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know he had but one thing to dread. (My belt)



Dad spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
Blistering my butt until all the neighbors had heard!
He left me there crying and left out of sight
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

Merry Christmas 2008

Merry Christmas to all! I hope you all have a great Christmas and a Happy New Year! Thanks for all the support for the blog and thanks for being patient with me. I hope you all can get through the holidays without to many trips out to the woodshed but I have a feeling there will be a few red butts before the day is through.

On Christmas morning when your done opening your presents and you start getting a little to rowdy, your dad tells you to settle down more than a few times until he has finally had enough. He tells you to take those britches off and marches your bare butt right out to the snow covered shed! Your shivering as he bends you over the sawhorse and blisters your behind good with the strap! After your whuppin he marches your red welted butt back in the house and sticks you in the corner. You are on display for everyone to see...your brothers and sisters and your cousins that seem to keep arriving every five minutes for the family get together! Your dad tells you to go get cleaned up for dinner so you can join the rest of the family for a nice Christmas dinner.....of course you will be the only one standing.

Spankable Toys!

Look what Santa brang me! It's a new life size "Spank Me" action figure under my tree!!! I'm gonna play with this all day! The new "Spank Me" action figure now comes with real tears and cries when spanked! *Batteries sold separately.

Up Early

Son .....what did I tell you about sneaking down here early to get your presents? Now get those pajamas off and get across my lap.....I guess your Christmas spanking is going to come a little early!