All the excuses in the world isn't going to save your rear end from what you know you got coming! Sitting down for the next week won't be possible and the slightest misbehavior will result in lighting another fire in your already sore butt! You know you got a severe ass whuppin coming now pull back those covers and roll over on your stomach......I'll be back with the strap in a minute!
I don't know why but I've been waking up sweating from this dream? It was a dream right?