Saturday, August 23, 2008
First Day
Son, this is the third time I've asked you to get up! Unless you wanna start off your first day of school with a ass whuppin I suggest you get your butt out of that bed!
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Another smart Dad. Makes the kid sleep nekkid so that the ass is bare and ready to whup whenever the kid deserves it.
ReplyDeleteEric2, your photo and commentary brings back memories of when I was in 7th and 8th grade and my father would have to drop my mother off to work and me and my siblings to school!
ReplyDeleteHe would come in the bedroom, turn on the light which would hurt my eyes and arouse me out of an enjoyable deep sleep! Then he would roughly say"Get Up! and don't let me have to come back in here and tell you again!" My father was one of those kind of dudes who only told you to do something once. Your azz was grass if he had to repeat himself! I would quickly jump out of the top bunkbed and run into the bathroom and throw cold water on my face to quickly wake myself up! Having had a thorough bare azzed buttwhupping from my dad only once before, I never wanted one again! So, I forced myself to wake up quickly, shower, brush my teeth, get dressed, etc,hating it, but bitting my lip, so I would'nt accidently mumble something or talk back and earn myself a buttwhupping before going to school! By the way, when I became a high school junior, I experimented with sleeping naked under the covers, actually it felt very comfortable and enjoyable way of sleeping!Most of my fellow high school classmates and friends also slept naked. However, my mother came in my room one time to wake me up and she yanked off the covers and was embarrassed and shocked to not only see me in my "birthday suit" but with the typical "teenage male erection" as well(LOL)!
She berated me for not wearing pajamas, Luckily she didn't think about whipping my butt while I was in such a temptingly vulnerable and naked condition to receive a buttwhupping/spanking! so I went back to sleepng in pajamas while living in her house until I moved out on my own! Probably the only safe time to sleep naked is when you are living by yourself, so you won't tempt anyone to spank your naked butt once they discover you are sleeping with no clothes on, Right? Damn! just getting drunk and passing out around some rowdy,bruthas can be dangerous. I have known bruthas in college to get drunk and pass out and end up butt naked on their girl friend's mother' front porch or have dudes write certain accusatory messages or bulls eye targets on their naked butts in marker ink or even wake up with pencils protruding out of their butts and worst!(LOL) Perhaps what they should have got was a bare azz buttwhupping for getting drunk and passing out in the first place!
Here is another post about the same thing....I think we all went through this! I was always late for school! I would of died if my mom caught me like that with the morning wood! I don't know why they call it morning wood....at that age it was an all day wood!
ReplyDeleteI did sleep naked but I only did it on occasion growing up. I usualy slept in my briefs but sometimes when I woke up they were off...hmmmm?
Ayejay....I would love someone to make a movie of your well spanked life!
http://blackmalebuttwhuppin.blogspot.com/2008/02/sleepy-head.html
Eric2(LOL!)So, you would like to see a movie made of my "well spanked life?"(LOL) I bet if that was possible you would want to produce and direct the movie yourself! Then anytime I'd miss your director's cue or miss my lines I would be over your knee getting a butt whupping/spanking, Right??? (LOL!) I love it!
ReplyDelete(LOL)thanks for your blogspot,Man!
Maybe I could direct it or do a behind the scenes daily blog report! I could also be a consultant on the realism of the spankings / whuppins! LOL...no stunt butts in this movie!
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