Sunday, February 28, 2010

Get Your Butt Upstairs!

If you were lucky your dad would just make you go upstairs to wait in your room for your ass whuppin but if he was really mad he would strip you butt naked and tear your ass up in front of the whole family until you were crying like a baby and then send your blistered butt up to your room! If you were smart you would be quiet and stay in your room for the rest of the night or there might be a second butt whuppin coming for you!

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  1. I once got a whuppin in the livingroom in front of my mother and sister, for coming in late after school. It was dinner time when I came through the door. Daddy got-up from the table, unbuckling his belt, yelling , "where you been boy! you see what time it is! what i tell you about coming in here after 5 o'clock! get in that room and get those clothes off, and bring your ass back in here."
    I knew before getting home I was going to get it. But I was not prepared to give a show out on our carpet, in matching white t-shirt and underpants; and little gym socks, with my hands over my crotch in front of Momma, who could only shake her head in sympathy, as if to say, "You brought this on yourself son".
    On the other hand,my smirking sister, anxiously waited for the whuppin-dance to begin.
    This dance starts when your daddy grabs you by the arm, with one hand, swings his belt with the other, and you begin to hop, then jump as the belt chases you around and around; until your hips twist from side to side,in and out, and your booty-bounces to the music of: SMACK! WHEN I SAY..SMACK.. TO BE IN THIS HOUSE...SMACK..WHOP... SMACK ..YOU BE HERE..SMACK...(chorus goes) ooooh daddy i sorry daddy..SMACK!! WHOP! SMACK!....(chorus) owwwww daddy i wont do it again daddy..WHOP! SMACK..WHOP...until you're a sobbing heap of welted flesh on the rug. Or you collect yourself, get-up, and run crying to your room in humiliation.

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  2. Wow...thats a great memory marcus but it might not of been that great at the time! I think we all have done that whuppin dance with our mom or dad holding one arm while tearing our butt up with the belt! I'm sure thousands of bad lillte boys are doing that same dance right now! I think coming home late is one of the top reasons for getting your butt tore up!

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