Tiger's Apology

Well...it was long overdue but Tiger Woods finally came forward today and apologized for his marital "transgressions"! It was good to see him after so long and I did like what he said. Yes he was reading it off of a paper which mad him look a little robotic but he's always been like that. I do hope he can work it all out for the sake of the kids.
He said that tomorrow he will return to therapy to continue with his rehab but I think he needs a good dose of woodshed therapy to make sure he doesn't stray off course! He wouldn't be able to sit down in therapy for a long time! It would of been great if he said that he has had a special shed built on his estate for his weekly discipline sessions that his therapist suggested to help with his recovery. Deep down I think that Tiger knows that's what he needs!The sessions would take place once a week by someone of Tiger's wife's choosing.....like a good friend or a father figure type. Hmmmm...maybe someone like Jordan or Barkley? He would be ordered to strip from the waist down and then marched out to the shed where he would be placed over a padded bench. He will receive 30 hard licks with the razor strap on his bare ass. He will have no say in who can be there to see him get his whuppin's either so it will add another layer of embarrassment to his punishment. When his punishment is over he will thank his punisher and ask for another whuppin next week. This will go on every week until his wife thinks it has been enough....and that could be a long time!