Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Dad's Home Projects

I'll bet the neighbors could hear me getting my butt whupped for blocks! Now I know why dad built this damn trellis! He spends way to much time at Home Depot these days!

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  1. ".....He spends way to much time at Home Depot these days!"

    So that makes him a Home Despot with the strap, right? Always knew that a trellis was useful for more than just holding up some branches.

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  2. Yeah, Eric2,I was surfing back through your blog and came across this pic with the naked broh and the trellis. We used to try to climb them when we were growing up and if we had got caught, man! our butts would have been burnt charcoal!(LOL)I went to a private all boys Catholic high school! In one of my classes, a student put a specimen of a male horses' sex organ in the seat of the teacher(Catholic monk/religious brother) and he sat on it! He was so mad! He went to the school woodshop and made a humongous sized wooden paddle with holes drilled in it! to use the next day, to paddle everyone until he discovered who the culprit was! But before he got to use it, it disappeared! I later found out a good friend of mine, an "A" honor role student had taken it! Believe or not, our coach/gym teacher had a shiny, stainless
    steel paddle with holes drilled in it for the athletes (I guess their butts were so muscular he needed a steel paddle for them!) The principal had a plexiglass see-through paddle with holes drilled in it that you could see through for regular students. Most of the teachers(all muscular male jocks) were avid golf fans, so if you did something wrong, several of them would each swat you with a paddle, and then ask who hit the hardest. If you said the wrong teacher, you got swatted again which means that the paddling could last a long time! They all took pride in being the teacher who had the hardest swat that students feared the most! I have seen some students get paddled in almost every class they went to, so by the end of the day! that azz was sore! he would be rubbing it and his buddies would be trying to hand smack on it when he didn't protect it with his hands! With those many paddles at school and all the buttwhupping going on, you can imagine that I behaved myself and spared my behind a good buttwhupping, but then wouldn't you have done the same? By the way thanks for the pic!

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  3. Wow Ayejay.....I don't think you could of made it through that school with out getting the paddle! But a metal one....damn! Then again it sounds like some of you needed it after stealing his other paddle...lol!

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