Tiger Woods: I was wishing that all the things I've been hearing weren't true but everyday it seems reveals more and more starting with that bizarre accident in front Tiger's home. I do hope he can get past this but for now A good butt blistering might help!

Chris Brown: After an some ugly allegations of abuse on his then girlfriend Rhianna he did some few hundred hours of community service but I wonder if he learned his lesson? I think a few sessions with the strap might help him change his ways!

Kanye West: This had to be the worst display I've seen on TV in a long time....and that's saying something! Kanye who might of had a little too much to drink stormed on stage at the MTV video awards show and took the microphone from Taylor Swift who had just won an award. He started saying how Beyonce should of won but all he did was embarrass Beyonce and Taylor while making himself look like a total jackass! He definitely needs some woodshed justice on his ass! Maybe if were lucky he will just stay out of the limelight! 

Ex-Judge Herman Thomas: Even though he was found not guilty of the charges against him I still think there might of been some goings on behind the scenes! Even though I like the idea of giving the convicts a choice of the paddle to reduce the sentence I think he went about it wrong. I think he needs to be taken into the Judges chambers for some Bare ass justice!

A-Rod: One the Golden Boy who could do no wrong was accused of taking performance enhancing drugs. But a few homers and a World Series later everybody seems to have forgotten! But not me....I think he is deserving of a good lesson in the lockeroom! Bend him over the bench and let his teammates take the strap to his behind until he is very, very sorry!
I can't wait to see who's gonna get into trouble in 2010....or who will still be in trouble!
I can't wait to see who's gonna get into trouble in 2010....or who will still be in trouble!
You wonder as your bent over your new bike rubbing the sting out of your behind......where did he get that razor strap from so fast?
Santa has a special Christmas strap for you....it is adorned with Jingle Bells so every lick of the strap sounds like Christmas! He bends you over the chair and straps your naughty butt good! When he is finished blistering your behind with the musical strap he tells you not to be naughty or he will be back to see you again next year!
You watch him disappear up the chimney as you wipe away your tears and rub your sore behind swearing to be good this year! The next time you hear the song "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town" you start to sweat cause you know he will be bringing his Jingle Strap with him so better be good!



Now here is another nice wrestling look!



