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Deep in the everglades there are rumors of a pissed off dad who wanders the swamp looking for bad brown rumps to roast with his thick, wet leather belt! No adult has ever seen it so the police thinks it's just a myth.
The police says that every report of a Swampthang sighting has come from a young teenage boy who's butt is covered in welts! The victims who are usually found butt naked with a sore butt say the look in his eyes is just like there fathers look when they are about to get it! They also say he carries a long black leather belt that is filled with holes! By the time the boy is done crying and wipes his eyes the Swampthang is gone!
The locals say that the boys are just making up these story's because they are embarrassed about the whuppins they got from there dads but the boys all say that he's real! Some say on a quiet night you can hear the screams of a bad boy getting his butt blistered good coming out from the swamp! So beware.....next time it might be you!
The police says that every report of a Swampthang sighting has come from a young teenage boy who's butt is covered in welts! The victims who are usually found butt naked with a sore butt say the look in his eyes is just like there fathers look when they are about to get it! They also say he carries a long black leather belt that is filled with holes! By the time the boy is done crying and wipes his eyes the Swampthang is gone! The locals say that the boys are just making up these story's because they are embarrassed about the whuppins they got from there dads but the boys all say that he's real! Some say on a quiet night you can hear the screams of a bad boy getting his butt blistered good coming out from the swamp! So beware.....next time it might be you! 
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