Facebook Whuppin

This is a video of a clearly upset Uncle yelling at his nephew about acting like a gang-banger on his Facebook account and giving him a butt whuppin on camera albeit a very short and pants up whuppin (damn). If this video is legit I commend the Uncle for stopping this gang crap before it's too late but for putting it up on camera and then posting it on his account I'm not sure about that but I'll bet he learned a good lesson from all this! I can't even imagine what all his friends are saying about his public butt whuppin! Damn, maybe if more parents or uncles did this it might just do some good for those kids that are going down the wrong path. Maybe Uncle should sell his services and scare some other kids straight with the threat of public butt whuppin! I have a feeling this will get a few responses.....

"Y'all parents, you need to stop this senseless fucking crimes, all this gang bang shit."

"This is my fucking nephew right here," he says as he points the belt at the boy. "He ain't no gang member, we don't come from that sh-t."

"All that is fake," the boy says." ...but this ass whoopin' isn't going to be fake!"

Get that on Facebook!"

"Whap, whap, whap"

"Facebook that!"

"Whap, whap, whap"

"And if I catch you on Facebook saying anything -- I don't give a fuck if it's happy birthday -- I'm whooping your ass!" he says.

"Now put that on your fucking wall!"

Butt Assessment 101

Deciding on how your gonna spank his ass takes a little preparation before you begin. You have to run your hands all around his bottom and feel it's texture and it's weight....check to see how it's gonna bounce when you slap it! If it's too firm you might decide to use a paddle or strap so you don't wear out your hand but if it's soft and juicy like this one you know your hand is enough to get your point across! Don't forget to pull those cheeks open and inspect that tight rosebud as well....it has nothing to do with his spanking but it will add to his discomfort and embarrassment and your pleasure! Once you have fully assessed the butt in question rub it for a little while longer just to make him wait and worry about the upcoming punishment! I'm thinking of starting a course on how to be an official butt inspector but before you run and sign up just remember that you have to submit to be inspected yourself!

The Chair

I stumbled upon another very sexy and suggestive photo the other day.....well at least it is to me! A young man that looks like he just got home from school or work and was told to take off his pants and bring the chair. The chair isn't the same as the other chairs around the dining room table.....his dad bought this chair for one reason and there is only one use for a chair like that and this young man knows what that is.....a very long and hard "Over The Knee" hand spanking and when his butt is warmed up nice and good the underwear comes down! If he puts up to much of a fuss dad's gonna bring out the hairbrush and he knows he won't be sitting down for a long time if that happens! So he has some motivation to be still and take his spanking like a man! Well....that's what I see when I look at this photo!

Spankable Butt Of The Week #1 For 2011

OMG, OMG, OMG!

Oh Barry! Should I go ahead and just award him as the winner for the year right now? I nearly passed out when I received these....it was the best Christmas gift ever and it has been killing me not to post them until now (you have no idea)! I know I'm a little biased but I can't help myself when it comes to Barry and his sexy, spankable butt! Here are a few recent photos of Barry after receiving the birch.....man that looks like it stings but he seems to take it very well! The good news is that there might be a video released sometime this year...YEAH! I'll pass the info on to all of you as soon as get get more info about it but for now enjoy the first spankable butt of 2011!

And The Winner Is!

The Most Spankable Butt Of 2010 is #20 This sexy photo came out of no where at the end of the voting! I'm guessing you all couldn't resist that smooth ass or those plump cheeks or those sexy blue socks and not to mention that he's in the perfect position for a good sound butt whuppin! He's practically begging for it....so I'm proud to crown him the winner of 2010! I only wish I could congratulate him in person and give him his prize of 3o licks with the razor strap!

The Runners Ups were...

#43 This sexy man was in the lead for most of the voting and it's not hard to see why!

#32 All I can say about this young man is...DAAAAAYMN! That ass is amazing...I can almost see him and that perfect booty laying across my lap for a few hours! If anybody knows this young man tell him thanks!

#37 Why is it that I never see a sexy brutha at the gym giving me a look like that? You know that look that is just begging for you to warm that ass up! I'm glad he made the top 5!


#35 Oh hell yeah! I'm gonna have to start a category that deals with those gravity defying ass cheeks! Spanking that ass is only one of ten different things I would do to it! He's standing there waiting and looking back at you taking off your belt. Wow....that ass is just amazing!

Thank you all for voting and commenting throughout the year on all these wonderful butts and bootys!

The Hangover

Now why can't they make this movie?

Oh crap my head is killing me! Shit I did it again.....I had way to much to drink at my party last night and now I'm laying in my bed regretting it! I don't even remember how I got into my bed.....I had about twenty five of my friends over and a few couples. I looked down and realized I was butt naked but for some reason I still had on my Timbs? When I realized that I was naked I felt a deep, dull pain in my ass...WTF? I went to try and get up I nearly fell over because I was still a little dizzy....ok really dizzy and could barely see from my hangover. I reached back and felt my ass and flinched when my hand made contact...Ooowwwww....shit! I went into the bathroom to try to get a good look at my ass.....HOLY SHIT, I screamed! There were a series of marks going across my ass and a bunch of raised welts! I tried to focus on what happened last night but the harder I tried the less I could remember...Damn. Did somebody beat my ass? There were no other marks or bruises anywhere else on my body....it was all just on my ass and the more I came out of my alcohol related stupor the more the pain intensified! I got my usual hangover remedy out of my medicine cabinet and took it. Ugghhhh....damn my ass is on fire now! I went back into my bedroom and was ready to call a few of my friends to try and piece last night together when I noticed that my computer was on but it had a different wallpaper on it....as I got closer the screen started to come into focus....It was me....or should I say my ass! I was face down on my bed with my bare ass sticking straight up! What the hell is this I thought.......who did this and why? I looked at the computer screen again and saw that there were no marks on my ass.....yet! I looked around the screen and noticed a Word icon on the side of the screen so I opened it up, and it read.......

Hey Trey, how's that ass feeling this morning? I'm guessing not to well.......Man you gotta learn how to handle your drinking yo.....we were all having a good time until you started acting all stupid...as usual! You said some pretty mean and rude things to your guests last night so most of them left and when everybody was gone I came back in to see if your sorry ass was ok and found you passed out cold so I carried you upstairs and decided that you needed a good lesson so I stripped off your clothes but left your boots and cap on....you just looked so cute that way...LOL. I took off my belt and laid into your big ass! I gave you at least 30 good licks before I stopped. Just so you know you got a good ass whuppin for acting a fool at your own party by one of your friends! I know you want to know who did this but I'm not saying....just think of this as an intervention that you were long overdue for from your friends! I'm sure your head will be feeling better in a little while but not your ass.....I think your gonna be feeling that for a few days! Ps: I'm gonna hold on to this photo until you change your drinking habits!

Fuck, I thought......who the hell did this? Who ever it was......was strong enough to carry me upstairs, shit all my friends worked out.....it still could of been anyone of them! My computer didn't have a password so any of them could of gotten on that too. My ass hurt so bad at this point I had actual tears running down my face......I went back to my bed and lied down on my stomach and cried myself to sleep thinking about who did this...how can I look any of them in the eye again. One of them knows.....and I'll figure it out......I will......Zzzzzzzzzz

Happy New Year 2011!

Happy New Years everyone....I hope you had a good time last night but not to good a time! Ready for another year yet? It's time to oil up those straps, polish those paddles and make sure your straight back chairs don't wobble and your woodsheds are cleared out for your bad boy! I think it's gonna be a very spankable year and I can't wait to get started!

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The Spankable Butt Of 2010

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Merry Christmas 2010!

I hope all of you naughty boys out there have a very Merry Christmas! Keep those buns nice and toasted on those cold winter nights and I hope that Santa brings you everything that you want and need.....your friend Eric.

A Man With A Padddle

He has that look in his face that says, "this is gonna hurt you alot more than it will me!"