Your Way To Old!

Dad: I can't believe I still have to whup your ass like a little kid!
Son: Sniff....I'm sorry dad.
Dad: Son....your behind is gonna be very sorry from now on.
Son: Dad, please...can I go back in now?
Dad: No....you stand right there until I say you can come back in!
Son: W...What....dad please!
Dad: WHAP, WHAP!
Son: Ahhhhh!
Dad: You need to get your act together son....there is no reason at your age to be
this irresponsible!
Son: Yes Sir.
Dad: Maybe standing out here for all to see will give you some incentive to straighten up!