Saturday, January 2, 2010

Bad Boy Of 2009 Winner

And the winner is.....Chris Brown with 40% of the vote! Tiger had the lead for awhile but I guess Mr Brown is more deserving of a trip out to the woodshed! Were just gonna have to explain to him the his behavior this past year was totally unacceptable and he need a good bare bottom lesson! I'd say first he is made to strip down and if he won't do it we will do it for him! Then a long OTK spanking till he is begging for us to stop! After that he thinks it's over we will bring out the razor strap and give him a good long strapping with it! He will put up a fight of course so we might have to tie him down across the padded work bench so we can have a clear shot of his big brown and red butt! When he is laying there crying like the little boy he is promising to be good and stay out of trouble we will untie him and let him stand up but he won't be allowed to rub! With his hands on his head and tears running down his face and his butt on fire we tell him that he is to report back to this shed one a month for the next year for a maintenance whuppin to make sure he stays out of trouble! We also tell him if he refuses we might have to let the video of this little session get out! This news brings back the tears from him again but he understands! After an hour of standing on display for us we let him get dressed and leave but we tell him we better not see him in the news for anything bad or his monthly session will be twice as bad as this one! We would hat to see you be the bad boy two years in a row.....well maybe that wouldn't be so bad for us!

That cute smile may keep him out of trouble most of the time...but not with us!

4 comments:

  1. Damn Eric! You paint a hot and pretty picture of the consequences that will await Mr. Brown. Sounds like you have a fine plan laid out. If that's the way you do it, I might volunteer for some of your corrective action ... just to make sure it's safe and effective, of course.

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  2. Hey Robert and Happy New Year! Thats how I would do it alright! It would be a long sore year for Mr. Brown! And the same goes for your behind to Robert...lol! And always play safe boys!

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  3. ugh i would pay money for a spanking video for Chris, if it surfaced.

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  4. You and me both! With all the cameraphones out there....the odds are on our favor for that to happen!

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