Badass: What?
Daddy: I said I think you need a ass whuppin!
Badass: You must be crazy...Do I look like I'm ten years old?
Daddy: No but you act like it and thats the problem.
Badass: Well if you think I'm gonna let you whup my ass think again old man!
Daddy: You can make it easy on yourself or make it hard...your choice!
Thirty minutes later that same badass is face down crying into his pillow. He just found out that his daddy was still bigger and stronger than him and knew how to give out a good whuppin and he realized that your never to old for one!