Wednesday, December 2, 2009

No....Not Tiger!

Oh man....I was giving him the benefit of the doubt but it's starting to look like he was doing something he wasn't supposed to be doing! Hey we all make mistakes but being a celebrity makes it alot worse especially when your at the level of Tiger Woods! I can tell he's sorry but the damage is already done. I do hope he can patch things up with his wife at least for the kids sake.

I'm not ready to march him out to the woodshed just yet but it's not looking good for him! I'll give it a couple more days until I oil up the strap!

5 comments:

  1. Eric, I agree with you. But, Tiger does have a mighty nice booty. Maybe just a quick trip to the woodshed to let him know that we're concerned about his behavior? Nothing too severe....

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  2. I hear ya Robert...he has a good record so I might give him a pass. Maybe a few smacks on that butt just to get his attention!

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  3. Yeah, Eric2, I agree with you and Robert7. I looked up to Tiger myself and know quite a few young black men who did as well, but he is only human and makes mistakes like the rest of us. Being in the limelight all the time and living your life as if you are being viewed under a microscope doesn't help, however, it can't be used as an excuse either.As for as dishing out a punishment for that nice, large plump,round bubblebutt of his, For the first time, I'd have him wait in his room or in the woodshed, seated butt naked, with a thick leather strap drapped over his naked lap, for me to show up to deliver him his punishment. I would make him wait a long, long time so he can reflect and contemplate about what he did and anticipate his upcoming punishment! After that,when I arrived, I would have him bent across my knee ready to receive a good hard OTK buttwhupping, but before I would deliver the first blow, I listen to what he had to say in light of his contemplation and judge the sincerity and veracity of his voice,while laying across my knee, with his naked butt vulnerable and exposed to my waiting hand. Depending on that, I just might let him go with just a reprimand.The waiting and anticipation, along with the soul searching and contemplation would be a punishment in itself, wouldn't you agree, Eric2?

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  4. Yes Ayejay1, you paint a very fair (and very, very hot) picture of what should be Tiger's punishment.

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  5. I like the idea of making Tiger wait in his room or out back in the shed waiting for you to show up and deliver his punishment Ayejay. After he explains and apologizes for his "Transgressions" you ask him if he thinks he still deserves to be punished. I think Tiger is a honorable man who makes mistakes like we all do and I think he would say he still deserves to be punished......and he will also ask you to make sure he remembers it for a long time!

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